HoëR Tegnologiese Skool John Vorster (Pretoria)

Okay so John Vorster Tegnologiese Skool in Pretoria, hey. "Tegnologiese" in the name and yet I guarantee the projector in classroom 4B has been broken since 2019 and the IT teacher still writes the website address on the blackboard. With chalk. In Pretoria heat. Sweating through his collar. 966 learners and 53 teachers means your one teacher is handling 18 kids at a time, which sounds manageable until you remember this is Pretoria and at least six of those kids are still recovering from the Matric rage weekend in Bela-Bela and cannot tell you what day it is. The ratio is fine on paper but paper does not have to teach Grade 10 on a Friday afternoon in a classroom that smells like Nik Naks and broken dreams. Now listen, 100% matric pass rate. One hundred percent. That is not a joke, that is a flex. Somewhere in this roast I have to tip my hat because a public school in Gauteng getting everyone through matric is genuinely harder than it sounds. The WCED could never. The whole school deserves a lekker braai for that one. Overall verdict: John Vorster sounds like it was named in a rush and built to match, but that 100% pass rate means whoever is running that school is doing something right, even if the technology in the "Tegnologiese" school is held together with prestik and prayer.